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Joke of the Day

Joke of the Day for Work

It's been twenty days since I joined the gym but there has been zero progress. Tomorrow I'll go there personally to see what's going on.

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This is the Joke of the Day for work: one short, clean joke a day that you can read out at the start of a meeting or paste into the team chat without anyone wincing. The work list leaves out anything about sex, politics, religion or a coworker's looks, and it leans on puns and wordplay that land in a single line, because a joke that needs a setup paragraph loses a room on a video call.

How people use it at work. Read it at the top of a standup while everyone joins. Put it at the end of a Monday update email. Use it to restart a long meeting after a break. Tap Generate for a different one if today's does not suit your team, or Copy to paste it straight into Slack or Teams.

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Frequently Asked Questions

What is a good joke of the day for work?

A short pun or one-liner that everyone gets in one read, about something every job has: meetings, coffee, Mondays, computers. Today's pick at the top is one of those. Leave out jokes about anyone's looks, politics, religion or a coworker by name.

How do I tell a joke at the start of a meeting?

Keep it to one line, say it once, and move on to the agenda. A short pause before the punchline helps more than any delivery trick. If nobody laughs, a quick "that's today's joke" turns the silence into the joke.

Is every joke on this page safe for work?

Every joke here comes from the work list, which leaves out anything crude, political or about someone's body. Teams differ, so if a pick does not fit yours, tap Generate for another.