Fart Sounds
Tap a button to play a fart sound. This free fart soundboard has loud farts, wet farts, long farts, squeaky farts, weird little toots and one that never seems to end. Every fart noise plays instantly in your browser, and you can download any fart sound effect as an MP3.
Fart Noises at the Tap of a Button
Every pad on this fart soundboard is a fart button: press it and the fart noise plays straight away, no waiting and no YouTube video to skip through. Tap the same button again to stop it, or press Random fart and let the soundboard pick. It works on a phone, a tablet or a computer, so you can keep a fart sound ready wherever the moment comes. It's a free, instant fart noise soundboard that runs online in any browser, with nothing to install. Better than asking Alexa or Siri to fart for you, and quicker too.
Loud, Wet and Long Fart Sounds
Not every fart sounds the same, so neither do these. The big loud fart is a deep, rumbling, massive one that fills the room: the biggest, loudest fart on the board. Play it in a bathroom and the echo makes it sound even huger. The wet fart on the toilet is the nasty, juicy one people wince at, half fart and half something worse. The long fart and the longest fart keep going well past the point anyone expects them to stop, and the short fart, small fart and double fart are quick, sharp and dry enough to slip into a quiet moment. For a cartoon toot, there's the squeaky fart and the Toot. Put together, it's a loud fart soundboard and a realistic fart soundboard in one: the ultimate fart sound board for anyone who thinks farts are funny.
Funny Fart Sounds for Pranks
The funniest fart sounds are the ones nobody sees coming. Leave your phone under a cushion, open this page and play a fart sound the second someone sits down: it's a whoopee cushion with no cushion. A realistic fake fart noise during a video call, a silly fart sound in the middle of a speech, or the longest fart when the room goes quiet all land the same way. For something hilarious, play one at a friend and tell them, in your best Monty Python voice, "I fart in your general direction." That's what a funny soundboard is for. Keep it kind and let them in on the joke.
Download Fart Sound Effects as MP3
Every fart sound effect here has a Download MP3 link under its button. Save a fart sound to your phone for a ringtone, drop the fart audio into a TikTok or a video for friends, or keep a fart noise ready to play from your files. They're free fart sounds to download for personal use, and there's no sign-up and no app needed to use the website.
A Fart Machine on Your Phone
A fart machine needs batteries and a remote. This fart soundboard needs neither. For a proper fart machine in your pocket, the Pranksters app keeps these fart sounds with air horns, sirens and scary sounds on one soundboard, and it can play a fart after a timer so you can put the phone down and walk away. For air horns, screams, burps and the rest, open the full soundboard.
Questions, Answered
How do I play a fart sound?
Tap any button on the fart soundboard above and the fart noise plays straight away in your browser. Tap it again to stop, or press Random fart for a surprise. Turn your volume up first: the big loud fart and the longest fart are best at full blast.
Can I download these fart sounds?
Yes. Every fart sound effect on this page has a Download MP3 link under its button. They are free to download and use for personal fun, like a ringtone, a video for friends or a prank.
What is the most realistic fart sound?
The wet fart on the toilet and the big loud fart sound the most real, because they were made to match a real fart noise rather than a cartoon one. For a cartoon toot, use the Toot or the squeaky fart instead.
What is the longest fart sound here?
The longest fart runs for nearly eight seconds, and the wet fart on the toilet is just over eight. The long fart and the big loud fart both last more than six seconds, which is plenty to clear a room.
Is this a fart machine?
Think of it as a fart machine online: no batteries and no remote, just a fart button on your screen. On your phone, hide it under a cushion like a whoopee cushion and play a fart sound when someone sits down.
Is there a fart sounds app?
Yes. The Pranksters app has these fart sounds plus air horns, sirens, scary sounds and more on one soundboard, with a timer so the fart plays after you put the phone down. It is free on Android.
For laughs only. Keep the volume sensible around anyone it might startle, and let people in on the joke.
