Dad Joke of the Day

Some jokes make you laugh. Dad jokes make you groan, roll your eyes, and secretly love every second. This is your Dad Joke of the Day: one perfectly corny, pun-powered groaner served up fresh every morning. These are the wholesome, clean, say-it-out-loud-at-dinner classics — the kind that earn a sigh from the kids and a reluctant grin from everyone else. Every joke here is family-safe and built for reading aloud. Want the full firehose of groaners? Head to our Dad Joke Generator for endless dad jokes by category. Otherwise, today's pick is right at the top — tap Generate for another, or Share it with the dad (or dad-at-heart) in your life. Come back tomorrow; there's always another groan waiting.

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