Some jokes make you laugh. Dad jokes make you groan, roll your eyes, and secretly love every second. This is your Dad Joke of the Day: one perfectly corny, pun-powered groaner served up fresh every morning. These are the wholesome, clean, say-it-out-loud-at-dinner classics — the kind that earn a sigh from the kids and a reluctant grin from everyone else. Every joke here is family-safe and built for reading aloud. That makes this the daily dad joke rather than the whole pile: one pick, every morning. Some days it is a dad joke pun, some days a dad joke funny enough to survive being retold badly, and on a Friday dad joke duty falls to whoever is nearest the kettle — a friday dad joke lands differently. Ask for a birthday dad joke and you will get one; say give me a dad joke and you get whatever is up today. Ask anyone to tell me a dad joke and you get the same three back, so the aim here is the best ever dad joke you have not already heard — the funniest dad joke ever is usually just the one nobody saw coming. Want the full firehose of groaners? Head to our Dad Joke Generator for endless dad jokes by category. Otherwise, today's pick is right at the top — tap Generate for another, or Share it with the dad (or dad-at-heart) in your life. Come back tomorrow; there's always another groan waiting.
Joke of the Day
Dad Joke of the Day
What do you call a spider with no legs? A raisin.