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Joke of the Day

Corny Joke of the Day

Four math professors walk into a bar. the barman asks: "do you all want a beer?" First one says: "I don't know" Second one says: "I don't know" Third one says: “i don’t know” Fourth one says: “yes please”

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A corny joke every morning: the cheesy, obvious kind that gets an eye-roll first and gets retold by the same person an hour later. They're clean, short and mostly puns, so they suit a car ride, a dinner table or a group chat that needs waking up.

Why corny jokes stick. The punchline is so predictable that people groan before it lands, and that shared groan is the fun of it. Tap Generate for another, or Share to pass one on.

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Frequently Asked Questions

What is a corny joke?

A corny joke is a simple, cheesy joke with an obvious punchline, usually a pun. It's funny because it is so predictable.

What is the difference between a corny joke and a dad joke?

They overlap a lot. Dad jokes are corny jokes told with a straight face by someone proud of them. Corny jokes include knock-knock jokes and old one-liners too.

Are corny jokes clean?

The jokes on this page are clean and fine for kids.