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Joke of the Day

Joke of the Day for Adults

My girlfriend really changed after she became a vegan. It's like I've never seen herbivore.

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One grown-up joke a day. The adult list is mostly cheeky one-liners about marriage, dating, getting older, money and work, with some innuendo, but nothing explicit or hateful. They land best with friends or a partner, and less well with your boss or your kids.

Read the room first. A joke about marriage goes down well at a wedding table and badly with someone going through a divorce. If today's pick is not right for the person you are sending it to, tap Generate for another. For something safe for anyone, the clean Joke of the Day has no adult jokes in it.

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Frequently Asked Questions

What is a good joke of the day for adults?

A one-liner about something grown-ups deal with, like marriage, bills, aging or work. Today's pick at the top comes from that list.

Are these adult jokes explicit?

No. They're cheeky and some have innuendo, but there is nothing explicit, crude or hateful on this page.

Can I use these jokes at work?

Some will be fine, but they're written for friends rather than coworkers. For the office, use the [Joke of the Day for work](/joke-of-the-day/work).