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Patrick Mack

Jokes Editor

Covers: Jokes, Riddles & Brain Teasers

Patrick looks after the jokes, puns and riddles. His test is simple: he reads each one out loud, and if it needs explaining, it goes.

He sorts lists by who is listening, so the kids pages stay clean, the dad jokes stay painful, and the riddles always come with the answer underneath.

His favorite kind of joke is the one that gets a groan first and a laugh about three seconds later.

Latest from Patrick

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44 Brain Teasers With Answers That Still Catch People Out

Brain teasers with answers — 44 classics sorted by the trick they use, from the Monopoly car to the frozen river. Plus what separates a teaser from a riddle.

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123 Knock Knock Jokes for Adults: Clever, Flirty and Office-Safe

123 knock knock jokes for adults — clever wordplay, office-safe ones, flirty knock knock jokes and a set for couples. Corny on purpose, none of them filthy.

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179 Riddles for Kids With Answers, Sorted by Age

179 riddles for kids with answers, sorted by age and subject — easy ones for 4 to 6, trickier ones for 10 to 12, plus animal, food, school and math riddles.

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60 Science Jokes That Get a Reaction Every Time

60 science jokes sorted by subject — biology jokes, chemistry jokes and physics jokes — plus science jokes for students, teachers and adults. Clean and short.

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30 Funny Quotes From Comedians and Writers

30 funny quotes from comedians and writers, sorted by life, work, aging and wit, with sources checked. Clean, sharp and short enough to use.

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32 Love Puns So Cheesy They Might Just Get You a Date

The best love puns — 32 cheesy, cute and clever one-liners for a crush, a card, or a caption. Clean, quick, and a free Pickup Line Generator for endless more.

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115 Funny Jokes Guaranteed to Get a Real Laugh

115 funny jokes sorted for adults, friends and kids, the ones people laugh at rather than just recognize. Clean, quick, plus a free generator.

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55 Math Jokes So Good They Should Count as Extra Credit

55 math jokes for students, teachers and adults, plus one liners and advanced math jokes. Clean, funny and quick to remember.

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60 Jokes for 5 Year Olds to Teens, Sorted by Age

Jokes for 5 year olds through to teens, sorted by age: 60 clean, funny jokes for each stage, plus a generator that sorts by exact age.

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28 Riddles With Answers Even Smart People Get Wrong

Classic riddles with answers — 28 brain teasers for kids and adults, from easy to properly tricky. Clean, fun, and a free generator for endless more jokes.

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40 Jokes for Work Clean Enough for Your Worst Meeting

Funny jokes for work — 40 clean, office-safe one-liners for a standup, a team chat or a Friday. Nothing you'd have to explain to HR, plus a free generator.

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37 Food Puns So Good They Deserve a Michelin Star

Funny food puns for captions, cards and kids — 37 short one-liners about pizza, cheese, eggs and coffee. Clean, quick, and a free generator for endless more.

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40 One Liner Jokes So Good You Will Steal Every One

The funniest one liner jokes: 40 quick one-liners for adults that are easy to remember. Short, clean, and a free generator that never runs dry.

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45 Animal Jokes Guaranteed to Make You Groan

Funny animal jokes for kids and adults — 45 short one-liners about cows, dogs, cats, bears and bees. Clean, quick to remember, and a free generator for more.

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45 Bad Jokes So Terrible They Somehow Still Work

The best bad jokes: 45 terrible, groan-worthy one-liners that earn a laugh anyway. For adults, friends and the group chat, plus a free generator.

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260 Best Man Speech Jokes, One-Liners and Toasts

260 best man speech jokes, one-liners and toasts — mixed from dozens of real wedding-speech sources. Steal a line, plus a free generator for endless more.

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260 Wedding Speech One-Liners and Puns

260 short wedding speech one-liners and puns for any toast — best man, maid of honour, father of the bride and more. Plus a free generator for endless more.

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Wedding Speech Jokes: 350+ Lines by Role

350+ wedding speech jokes sectioned by role — best man, maid of honour, father and mother of the bride/groom, bride and groom. Plus a free generator.

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Dog Puns So Good They're Paw-sitively Unfair (60+ Punny Lines)

60+ funny dog puns for Instagram captions, dog names, birthdays, and jokes. Paw-some wordplay that'll leave your whole crew howling. Fetch a laugh now.

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Cat Puns: 55+ Purr-fectly Funny Lines for Captions, Names & Cards

55+ funny cat puns and jokes, from purr-fect Instagram captions to punny cat names and card lines. Meow-velous wordplay you'll be litter-ly obsessed with.

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Short Jokes So Snappy They Land Mid-Conversation

50 short jokes anyone can memorize in one read — punchy one-liners, quick Q&A setups and clean puns that land in under five seconds. Perfect for a quick laugh.

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337 Knock Knock Jokes So Bad They're Brilliant

337 knock knock jokes with punchlines — the classics, the groaners, plus food, animal and Halloween sets. Free, clean and ready to steal.

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40 Dad Jokes That Make the Whole Table Groan

The 40 best dad jokes: clean, groan-worthy one-liners for the group chat, the dinner table or the kids — plus a free generator for endless fresh ones.

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Corny Jokes So Bad They're Brilliant (40 Clean Groaners)

40 corny jokes and cheesy jokes so bad they're brilliant: clean, pun-packed one-liners plus how to land them. Tap for a fresh corny joke anytime.

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40 Funny Puns So Bad They're Genius

40 original funny puns grouped by food, animals and clever wordplay, plus what makes a pun land. Groan, grin and share them with the group chat.

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